I wish I had...

I wish I had a remote control that I could just press mute and not hear all the b.s. from people's mouth. I have such a headache and I have to sit and pretend to listen to these people's boring, life stories and pretend I actually give a crap. Not to mention my dear 13 year old son called his assistant coach a jack ass. Well the coach called him one first and he called him it back but I still think he should have just ignored him and told me and I would have dealt with it for him. Now he looks like a punk kid with no respect for authority. See if I had that damn remote control I could have muted him before he spoke back.