FACEBOOK FUNNIES

I must admit I do like facebook. I have a blackberry and status updates come right to my phone. I usually don't see what is on someone's wall unless they post a new status or I have commented to something at which time I can see what others have said to that post afterwards. I must admit that one of my best friends is the funniest person alive whether she knows it or not and her post from yesterday morning made me almost piss my pants. (Not that that is hard to do these days, being very pregnant and having to cross my legs when I sneeze after having delivered five babies with big irish heads). Back to what I was getting at. I can always count on KBOB to give me a good chuckle. She has a friend, and I am sure we all do that posts random status comments on facebook about doing laundry or some other daily boring day to day event well KBOB's response was in her own status: It said she is "standing then sitting, then walking, then talking, then breathing, then possibly thinking, then..." Maybe I am the only one who found this totally amusing but I had to share. :) In adding humor to facebook some people offered me interesting status comments to put in. My favorite being: "just finished my kegals and my vagina feels tighter already". I laughed my ass off at that one but don't have the gonads to actually use it in my status comments. What are some funny or amusing status comments that you have seen?